Do you know where babies come from? We bought a book for our then eight and two year old kids to explain what was going on in mammy’s rapidly expanding tummy when I was pregnant (now the book would be “When mammy met Mr Ben and Mr Jerry on her way to Hazelbrook Farm”). [...]
Archive for May, 2007
The Birds and the Bees
Posted in Uncategorized on May 31, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Confessions of a teenage Curehead!
Posted in Uncategorized on May 31, 2007 | 4 Comments »
I have been reading over my previous posts and I realise that i sound miserable! I’m not at all, I’m actually happy enough with my little lot (I would like to be taller-I’m only 5′1′) but apart from that I’m actually quite a positive person, at least compared to the teenage me!
It was the 80’s, [...]
Foxy
Posted in Uncategorized on May 31, 2007 | 3 Comments »
I don’t know if this is worthy of a post (or if anyone else has noticed) but the foxes in South County Dublin sure get a lot of sex….noisy sex!
Went to be early the other night and left the window open, after about ten minutes there it was, the erotic sounds that foxes make when [...]
What you lookin’ at?
Posted in Uncategorized on May 31, 2007 | 5 Comments »
Do you like my T-Shirt? It’s gotten a lot of attention. Now this isn’t my actual T-Shirt, cos I’m too stupid to take a picture and load it into my blog! But it’s basically like this but pink! Now I’m a thirty four year old woman, I don’t think I dress inappropriately, I’m not [...]
Rest In Peace!
Posted in Uncategorized on May 29, 2007 | 6 Comments »
If you’ve read my post about my “motherist” tendencies you’ll know I don’t like being pigeon holed as just someone’s mother. Aisling left a comment on my last post saying I’d obviously overcome this, but I suppose it’s been more a case of self loathing- any club that would have me as a member etc! [...]
Drummy Mummy
Posted in Uncategorized on May 28, 2007 | 6 Comments »
My Hubby was working away on Saturday and the two older munchkins were in their granny’s so the littlest guy and i visited Dundrum on Sunday morning, along with every other parent in the south Dublin area (am I a Drummy Mummy?) Why do we all gravitate towards this mecca of materialism on a Sunday [...]
Is 9 a teenager?
Posted in Uncategorized on May 26, 2007 | 2 Comments »
I love my darling eldest boy, he’s always been a real sweetheart, loving and caring and really clever! Recently he has started to act very oddly, he’s moody and doesn’t want to take showers, or wash his hair. Don’t talk to me about his bedroom, it’s like a dump, never mind the fact that it’s [...]
Suck it in girls!
Posted in Uncategorized on May 26, 2007 | 4 Comments »
Forget the flesh coloured sausage, I’ve discovered something much more effective (and amazingly sexy), I bought a corset, it’s bloody amazing. My jelly belly is rock hard in it, my waist smaller and my boobs all lifted and oompy!!! I walk differently in it, my posture is better and i feel much more confident!I [...]
Stitch and Bitch
Posted in Uncategorized on May 26, 2007 | 8 Comments »
I went to my first stitch and bitch group on Thursday night, it was excellent. I went with my American friend and apart from the two lovely owners of the shop I was the only Irish girl there, which I thought was interesting, it’s obviously the nuns fault, we were forced into learning to [...]
Yuck!
Posted in Uncategorized on May 26, 2007 | 9 Comments »
This makes me feel ill! But not as ill as I felt the other day in Eddie Rockets (I know yuck, but sometimes only eddies will fill the grease yearning inside me), it was just me and the three weenies, so it was impressive that I managed to get my veggie burger (they aren’t [...]
My new picture!!!
Posted in Uncategorized on May 26, 2007 | 3 Comments »
A reader of my blog who chooses to remain anonymous asked why I had such a sad picture for my profile, that it should be something more “inspirational”, hence the new “greener” me!
Enjoy!
Psycho Bitch!!!!
Posted in Uncategorized on May 25, 2007 | 2 Comments »
Well it’s happened, first period since baby was born….therefore first period in nearly a year!!!! OH GOD! Was feeling pretty awful but as my little guy is less than two months old I figure I’ll be up and down for another few months. On Wednesday evening I had a couple of glasses of wine [...]
From the mouth of babes!
Posted in Uncategorized on May 23, 2007 | 3 Comments »
My next door neighbour is pregnant, due tomorrow in fact and until recently we barely ever say each other other than a passing “Hi”, or passing her post over the wall. Now that she’s pregnant with her first baby though it’s a different story, she’s on maternity leave so I’m seeing her daily, everytime she [...]
No sex please, we’re married.
Posted in Uncategorized on May 23, 2007 | 7 Comments »
I’ve had enough, since I posted about my little episode of coitus interuptus everyone who’s read it (not that many people admittedly) have been commenting on it, not that she caught us out but that we were “doin the do”. Why? Why are people shocked? Everyone does it, even parents, it’s how we all wound [...]
The lies we tell
Posted in Uncategorized on May 22, 2007 | 5 Comments »
I had coffee with a friend the other day, a good old chat and a catch up she is one of those really old friends that comes in and out of my life, we might not see each other for a year but when we get together it’s like we saw each other last [...]
Having a fat day!
Posted in Uncategorized on May 20, 2007 | 2 Comments »
Oh God, the only good thing about being pregnant (apart from the end result) is no periods! I haven’t gotten mine yet but the hormonal build up is there. I am after putting on half a stone in two weeks (comfort eating due to stress and craving) my skin is somehow both dry and spotty [...]
Yummy Mummy?
Posted in Uncategorized on May 19, 2007 | 8 Comments »
My wonderful parents took the two older weenies for a sleepover last night, I’m getting a cold and with the whole daughter attempting to run away from home thing my mum thought it would give us a bit of a break. I’m always grateful that my folks are so kind and generous with their time [...]
She’s leaving home
Posted in Uncategorized on May 18, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Yesterday was a horrible day…one of the worst since baba has been born. The little guy refuses to sleep during the day, grand cos he sleeps great at night but it’s hard to get anything practical done, even just picking up the other kids becomes a huge problem as a screaming baby (he doesn’t scream [...]
What are you doing to mummy, daddy?
Posted in Uncategorized on May 17, 2007 | 2 Comments »
Oh God, we had a total carry on moment this morning! Hubby and I were making to most of the fact that the little ones were all still asleep and we had fifteen minutes to go before the alarm went off. So reveling in some morning glory we were having a bit of low impact [...]
You look tired!
Posted in Uncategorized on May 17, 2007 | 5 Comments »
I got my slap done today, I should have known how it was gonna go as today started really badly(a different post), the little man slept great last night, so as a result he was wide awake and wired (to the moon) this morning. The poor girl did my make up while I jiggled the [...]
