Yesterday morning I was feeding the little guy and flicking around the music channels when I saw the new Mika video, “Big Girl”, here’s the link you have to check it out on You Tube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcRiXOONqf0 It really, really made my day!
I’m a big girl, I’ve always been big, I’ve never really tried to [...]
Archive for June, 2007
FAT is not a four letter word!
Posted in Uncategorized on June 30, 2007 | 7 Comments »
Sexy Stitch and Bitch
Posted in Uncategorized on June 28, 2007 | 5 Comments »
Ever wanted to knit a Mohawk? Here’s your chance, from the domiknitrix pattern book. What about a little present for your mother in law? How about a Spank me pillow? Seriously knitting is sexy!
Goodbye Kitty!
Posted in Uncategorized on June 27, 2007 | 4 Comments »
If you like or don’t like Hello Kitty check out, http://www.goodbyekitty.net/ our friends had a card with a dead Hello Kitty on it, our three year old who loves Hello Kitty was taken with it, not noticing the blood dripping down between her eyes!
It’s an American company who do alternative T-Shirts, great for getting people [...]
Fabric Porn!
Posted in Uncategorized on June 27, 2007 | 7 Comments »
Seriously this is fabric porn! It’s like patchwork but it’s sexy…well actually I don’t know if it’s sexy, it doesn’t ring my bell…it’s kind like the porn those characters in the fabric conditioner ads would enjoy!
As for me, and why I’m posting it on my blog, well I tried the lilac, flashing lights, moaning sex [...]
Things that go Yes, Yes YES! in the night!
Posted in Uncategorized on June 26, 2007 | 2 Comments »
They say a picture is better than a thousand words, well if you fancy finding out what this is about check out the other blog I contribute to www.forninepounds.blogspot.com over 18’s only!
Tattoo Who?
Posted in Uncategorized on June 26, 2007 | 7 Comments »
Promised I’d post a picture of my “Body Art” managed to get one that doesn’t show my stretchmarks!!! But tattoo looks like it was done in the women’s prison in Mountjoy!!! Thank God it’s on my back!
Wait a sec, is that a stretchmark?
Bellys
Posted in Uncategorized on June 26, 2007 | 7 Comments »
I’m so annoyed. Really, really,really annoyed…..and I’ve put off writing this post for days, as I was shaking with rage on Saturday. As you know I have three weenies, the youngest of which is only three months, now my hubby’s parents are very good and have babysat several times since my son was born, but [...]
Toy Boys (and Girls)
Posted in Uncategorized on June 21, 2007 | 3 Comments »
As my daughter has been (finally) toilet trained, she was promised a trip to Smyths toy store today to buy a little present as a reward. We piled into the banger at four this afternoon, the shop is fifteen minutes away, ninety minutes later we got home! The trip to the shop was unremarkable, [...]
Look what we made!
Posted in Uncategorized on June 20, 2007 | 3 Comments »
A few of my mummy friends and their weenies were in my house last Friday, it was raining and the kids were running around upstairs…I won’t tell you how messy the kids rooms were when everyone left:-) So we were chatting away, everything from circumcision to cocktails and everything in between.
One of my friends [...]
Ha Ha Ha!
Posted in Uncategorized on June 18, 2007 | 4 Comments »
When was the last time you laughed until you choked? Twice in the last week I laughed so hard and so suddenly that what I was drinking came spurting out of my nose! Water on Thursday night and wine on Saturday night. In fact on Saturday night I laughed so hard I thought I’d peed [...]
The Baptism
Posted in Uncategorized on June 17, 2007 | 5 Comments »
My little guy had his Baptism last Sunday, I’m only getting around to posting about it now. This is our last Baptism and our first proper party afterwards, it was the service in the local catholic church and then food in the local foodie pub and back to ours for drinks and more nibbles.
It [...]
Sex and housework!
Posted in Uncategorized on June 15, 2007 | 8 Comments »
I’m Midget Wrangler, I’m 34, and I’m a sexoholic! Apparently the fact that I’ve been with my husband for 17 years means we shouldn’t have sex! At all, ever!
Why? Surely we chose each other because we found each other attractive all those years ago? And now it’s still there, OK so we want to kill [...]
Cream Crackered
Posted in Uncategorized on June 13, 2007 | 5 Comments »
Sitting this evening, I was sorting the ironing, hubby was feeding (again) the baby, nine year old boy was reading a book and three year old girl was (supposedly) tidying her toys. Hubby asked the eldest to help her out, throwing his eyes up to heaven he said, “But I’m knackered!”
Horrified my [...]
I’m Scarlet!
Posted in Uncategorized on June 13, 2007 | 7 Comments »
Oh the Shame! Brought my little munchkin to Montessori today, after speaking to them yesterday about the invitation situation, the teacher grabbed my arm and said everything was sorted out, great! No not great, not great at all, they told the mother involved that my daughter was upset, so her son gave her an invitation [...]
You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry!
Posted in Uncategorized on June 12, 2007 | 6 Comments »
I’m fiery, I’m an Aries, and fairly typically so, mood swings, really, really happy or really, really sad, quick to anger but just as quick to forget about it and move on! In particular I’m very protective of my children, i carried them in my belly for nearly three years when you add the three [...]
Party On!
Posted in Uncategorized on June 10, 2007 | 7 Comments »
Well it’s the big day, baby’s baptism day. Sun is shining in the sky so hopefully this is a good sign! Bathed all the little people last night , the clothes are laid out, and now? Well today my nine year old is in a sulky mood. So I’ve told him he won’t be coming [...]
Drink, Arse, Girls!
Posted in Uncategorized on June 8, 2007 | 7 Comments »
What’s your favourite curse word, what do you say when someone cuts you off in traffic, or when you drop your favorite mug (around that time of the month). I have a nine year old, a three year old and a two month old, so my curse words have to be [...]
Which one is wearing fake tan?
Posted in Uncategorized on June 8, 2007 | 5 Comments »
My natural skin tone is blue, blue in the winter and red in the summer, well unless I cover up totally in a thick white layer of factor 50 sun cream. My little man is being baptised on Sunday and I am wearing a nice summer dress, so out comes the fake tan, I [...]
Birthdays!
Posted in Uncategorized on June 7, 2007 | 5 Comments »
Yummy! This is the picture I have on the fridge door to stop me eating Cake! Seriously people actually pay for this kinda stuff, if I’m ever strapped for cash I could make the rent by sitting on people, weird but true apparently some gentlemen get aroused by being squashed by large ladies, only problem [...]
Share the love
Posted in Uncategorized on June 6, 2007 | 3 Comments »
I’m posting on a new community blog type thing ……I know I totally suck with technology! So providing i can find the bloody thing I’ll be moaning, I mean writing a bit for http://forninepounds.blogspot.com/ and you should check it out, some interesting people posting stuff!
