Seriously this is fabric porn! It’s like patchwork but it’s sexy…well actually I don’t know if it’s sexy, it doesn’t ring my bell…it’s kind like the porn those characters in the fabric conditioner ads would enjoy!
As for me, and why I’m posting it on my blog, well I tried the lilac, flashing lights, moaning sex toy and I have to post a retraction (oohh mrs!). The mad Japanese sex toy is, without a doubt the best sex toy I have even used! Rearrange these three words, orgasm, spot,G! In fact A to Z really. Now I’m not being vulgar, or trying to embarrass myself or anyone else, but it was fucking fantastic! Yes it’s still gaudy, it would help if it was less, well Japanese, and no, I didn’t have the audio on, but it was quite simply the best I’ve ever used (which is quite a few).
What could be nicer on a cold June evening, when all the weenies are in bed than a little bit of DIY? And if there is a power cut it makes a funky torch!
Where can I get one?? And fabric porn? Em-porn-broidery? Empornery? Porn-broidery? Taht might be it.
I think it’s main failing is the lack of a wipe clean surface….
I’ve long been lusting after an Elastomer (no nasty phtalates that may or may not give you cancer like silicon) rabbit type vibe from Good Vibrations but the damn things are so expensive and I’m scared to get a sex toy habit….
I sent my cousing an ‘I Rub my Duckie’ rubber duck birator for hte bath one year, and then it worried me because this Christmas I sent her 6 month old a string you string beads onto, called the Beadler, very Eco, and when she opened it, she said ‘Oh! Anal Beads!’ before realising her mistake. Sheesh. I think that’s pushing it a bit, even for me. Do I seem like the kind of person who gives anal beads as Christmas gifts?
That’s classic! You are quite an open person and anal is the new oral!! You can use non latex condoms on vibrators if you want to avoid the silicone! I got it from the adult section of http://www.simplybe.ie I have a credit account with them so I got it on the never never! Got some other interesting things! See you for coffee tomorrow. Hope you are feeling ok?
Ooooh naughty!
Naughty is ok when you are as old as I am, peole think look at that short round respectable woman…..no idea what goes on behind closed doors!
I really think there’s a case to be made for Midget Wrangler Uncut (or MWU XXX) with one of those “I verify I am over 18″ buttons to click.
Vibrating, flashing bedroom jewelry – worth it – Oh yes
Hey, nice tips. I’ll buy a bottle of beer to that man from that forum who told me to visit your site