On Monday I’m leaving on a jet plane, do know when I’ll be back again….Tuesday week! I’m really looking forward to seeing my lovely friends, but I’m terrified of leaving everything and everyone I love here.
You guys probably are like, “Jesus, she wanted to fecking go, now she’s complaining!” You are right, I want [...]
Archive for July, 2007
Farewell my darlings!
Posted in Uncategorized on July 29, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Big girls
Posted in Uncategorized on July 25, 2007 | 1 Comment »
BBW, Big girls you are beautiful… don’t be ashamed of your tum, or bingo wings..come on shake that booty to Mika….we are fecking fantastic. I’m so sick of being ashamed and self conscious. My size 18 body has made and delivered with minimal interference three amazing little people! stick on a corset, or magic knickers [...]
Home
Posted in Uncategorized on July 23, 2007 | 8 Comments »
The picture above was taken in the year I was born 1973, I know it’s mad it looks like something from the turn of the century . Well I suppose the mad argyle geansaí is fairly seventies, but apart from that it could be any era, any place outside the pale, post famine Ireland.
RTE [...]
Ministry of mums!
Posted in Uncategorized on July 18, 2007 | 11 Comments »
You have to look closely to get the point of the picture I think….It’s way too small! Have you heard those adverts on the radio, woman calls up the “Ministry of Mum’s” helpline, basically asking what the hell she is supposed to do with her little darlings for the school holidays? Love those adverts, for [...]
Snow Patrol
Posted in Uncategorized on July 17, 2007 | 1 Comment »
Have you seen this video for the new Snow Patrol video, Signal fire? I love it! It’s an excellent song, and I could just eat up the lead singer guy! But the video is so cute! watch it, let me know what you think!
Warning people growing old before their time!
Posted in Uncategorized on July 16, 2007 | 4 Comments »
I was in the travel agent last week sorting out travel insurance ( I might be taking a big jump and travelling to the states but I’m not ready to totally disregard my family, if plane crashes they’ll get a nice pay out!) while there an elderly man came into the shop (out of [...]
The second coming
Posted in Uncategorized on July 13, 2007 | 7 Comments »
I’m celebrating tonight, my Buzz Lightgear which we thought was dead as the dodo has risen like Lazarus from the dead…..(I’ll go to hell for using religious metaphors for sex toys) the adverts tell the truth all it took were Duracell batteries!
This is the best thing that’s happened to me this week!
"Alcohol my favorite accessory"
Posted in Uncategorized on July 12, 2007 | 8 Comments »
“Alcohol my favorite accessory, alcohol alternative to feeling like myself, Oh alcohol I still drink to your health!”
That’s ripped from one of my favorite songs by the BNL, the best band in the universe (in my opinion), talking to a friend recently she told me a story about her friend who is like me, [...]
Big car, small….?,
Posted in Uncategorized on July 9, 2007 | 5 Comments »
Do you like my new car? How impressed will the yummies at the school be when I drive up in that? I think it’ll take up the whole road, squashing all the SUV’s in it’s path! I get really annoyed with people in SUVs I am anti SUV! Those huge cars, as high as a [...]
Happy Baby, Body Mind and Soul!
Posted in Uncategorized on July 7, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
I had my babe’s three month developmental check with the public health nurse on Thursday, now I’ve had some bad experiences with the health nurse before so I was dreading it! I had met her once before when the baby was a few days old, but I was so hormonal and crazy at the [...]
Do you think I’m sexy?
Posted in Uncategorized on July 7, 2007 | 1 Comment »
Do you like my new image? I went into town today to visit Lush, I’m bringing some nice things to my friend on Maine when I visit. I got some very lovely glittery shiny things, but I’m not gonna tell you exactly what I got in case it ruins the surprise! I got myself and [...]
Relax, It’s just parenthood!
Posted in Uncategorized on July 6, 2007 | 4 Comments »
If you’ve read my blog before you’ll know I’m a mum, if one of your friends recommended you read my blog cos it gets a bit racy then read another post, this one is about being a mum! I have three weenies as you know, aged nine, three and three months. Now I have in [...]
Not a sex post
Posted in Uncategorized on July 4, 2007 | 13 Comments »
I’ve been worried that my blog about being a mother and all the ups and downs that brings has turned into a bit of a sex blog, my fellow bloggers on the group blog have been taking the piss! Now i think i talk about lots of different things on my blog, knitting, kids, relationships, [...]
As promised- If I’m so fecking fat why am I invisible?
Posted in Uncategorized on July 3, 2007 | 7 Comments »
That’s Beth Ditto of the band the Gossip in case you were wondering, she’s there because she is a visible fat woman, in fact she’s a visible fat, feminist, lesbian woman! I love her, totally, she has an amazing voice and balls of steel (probably keeps these in her bedside locker though). She’s also about [...]
It’s broken!!!
Posted in Uncategorized on July 3, 2007 | 9 Comments »
I am in mourning, I broke the G spot Japanese vibrator!!! I thought the Japanese made stuff that never broke! It’s not that I’m some kind of nympho, I’m so upset, it was the best sex toy I’d ever had!!
Is there like a repair guy out there who specialises in sex toys? Can I walk [...]
Post Number 69
Posted in Uncategorized on July 3, 2007 | 6 Comments »
Come on it’s post number 69, what did you expect?
I have a friend, an old college friend, now while we were in college I worked in Woodies DIY, but my friend worked in the ice cream place in the Ilac centre, and God love her not a day went by when some wanker swaggered [...]
