Now my main concern as a wrangler of the feminine persuasion is what to wear? I had decided on a nice pair of jeans, sexy top and red fake fur muppet/fraggle hooker jacket. But my inner girly just loves to dress up, I love dresses, in particular the very swirly girly swingy ones! So I purchased a beautiful chiffonish one (my boyfriend looked at it and said, Jesus you’ll be freezing!) I really like it, it’s very cute, very me! But now the major issue…..shoes!
I love shoes….not the normal ones we wear for walking around everyday but really high (I’m only 5 foot one inch!) I like a good four inch heel, makes me at least less ooompa Lumpa like! But if i wear the shoes I really want to wear on Saturday I will be unable to walk….unless i bring a big bag with my sneakers in it for later! Why does it have to be like this, why can’t there be a perfect pair of shoes of me, I can see them now….Red patent leather, 4″ stiletto heel, real fuck me shoes, but fuck me shoes you could walk in, Jesus I’d wear them all day long!
Another question why do men like fuck me boots more than fuck me shoes?? Now it’s grand cos I have a lovely pair of lace up the back serious fuck me boots (only worn once) which are comfortable enough, but shoes are so much sexier! I love the way my lower legs look in high heels, and I have a fixation with fishnets, I think there is something so sexy and timeless about high heels and fishnets, OK so boots look well with a very short skirt I suppose, but is it not a bit to hookery?
Jesus, I am all excited now! Talking about shoes gets my blood pumping, I’m gonna go look in my wardrobe now, there must be a pair that I can walk in but that still look sexy? I do have a few pairs of red shoes in my wardrobe, my Dorothy in the wizard of Oz fixation! Gosh I’d love a really sparkly pair of red shoes. I don’t have those in my collection! Once I have the shoes sorted there is the underwear debate, bra or corset, tights, stockings or hold ups? I love getting ready for a good night out, in fact the getting dressed up while you have a glass of wine is probably the best bit, savouring the freedom, no disappointments yet, all giggly and excited Yay!
Role on Saturday night!
Just realised I’ve written a post about my fetish love for shoes and underwear….maybe there is life in the filthy old dog (bitch) yet?
Just so you know, I’m not going to be carrying you anywhere
I read a disturbing science thing online about the damage high heels do to your feet and ankles- bleh! But the good news was that for some reason, stillettos are better than ordinary heels??
God, I’m going to have to go shopping, debtor’s prison here I come. There’s just no way to avoid it.
shopping….dundrum tomorrow? ten thirty?
I have trouble walking in heels too so I tend to wear wedges or ones with an ankle strap so they stay on.
I have nothing to wear to the awards just yet, keep me posted as to what you’re wearing. I might just stretch to a dress if I thought others were!! I might even hit Dundrum if I get out of the gym early enough.
On the subject of shoes and sex, boots don’t do it for me at all, but very pointy shoes with stockings…gets me every time.
Never found heels attractive. Not since I saw “Single White Female” female anyway.
Ohhh what happens in SWF, I can’t remember?
But I don’t think I wear shoes for men, I wear them for me! I love my shoes!
pointy shoes are cute, they are the only ones that make my feet look normal sized instead of tiny! But I do like the 50’s style roundy toe!
Fuck me boots, fuck me boots, fuck me boots (HEAVY PANTING)
Dunno what it is about them but I do have a love of FMB’s, think its because they are so dirty. Yeah thats it in my head anyhow.
men! I totally knew you’d be a total FMB man! Julia Roberts in Pretty woman has a lot to answer for!
I have a lovely pair of black FMB’s that are currently gathering dust at home in Ireland. Last time I wore them I was stopped on the stairs of a nightclub and told I was stunning by a randomer, they have special powers I think.
I love heels but am not very good at them, I like my comfort too much so I tend to stick with a max of 2 inchs, am 5′6 so not bothered about height enhancing.
SWF: Ends up sticking out of blokes eye. Also see opening scene of Barb Wire (actually don’t, even that much of the film is atrocious).
5′6″ Oh Voodoo! I’m so jealous….btw I never said I was graceful in my heels!!!
Cool, I think I saw SWF, in the far far distant past alright…..but you see there are certain mens eyes…? No ok, won’t even go there!
But you have given me an idea though, I’ve been thinking of pushing all of my anger and frustration in writing a slasher novel about a female serial killer….I think it would be good therapy? And if I could combine my fetish for shoes and death????hmmm!
Shoes and death – fine – just do not start saying ‘Gosh’.
I’m going with boots, having considered the effect the ensemble had on my husband.
Nice topic, but Shoes vs Boots! is a never ended discussion topic. Well I like shoes most, because shoes are most comfortable and flexible.
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